it’s 10:32pm. do you know where your onions are?

by callmestinkingwind

26 Comments

  1. Spaghetti_Night

    Came for the onions, stayed for slide 15

  2. FantasticMrRobb

    Your dog has pretty eyes.

    Bro is this giving heavy Jake’s sandwich vibes. But where’s the bird from the window??

  3. smilespeace

    Yes, currently on the counter, awaiting their glorious chow mein stirfry

  4. nahfacenah

    They’re unfortunately not busy doing what yours are doing

  5. psychedellen

    This looks so amazing! And I’m glad your adorable pu]y got a taste.

  6. cosmic-squids

    Dang that looks good. But what in tarnation are you watching?

  7. scubadudewithaknife

    I’ve never considered using a nakiri to chop lines of coke; I mean garlic.

  8. dizzygillespie11

    stinking wind always rippin lines of garlic. My guy ✊🏼

  9. No_Welcome_6093

    Made good use of that can of miller. I’ve done that with Budweiser before, someone left some at my house and I don’t care for it, so I used it exactly like this.

  10. It’s now 12:16 and I’m hungry in bed reading this post. Sigh.

  11. Parking_Dot_326

    The garlic lines tho

    ![gif](giphy|gj0Gr9bhux30x1ad4c)

  12. Dry-Lie-9593

    You know what you did? You done, done it.
    Seriously, looks good!

  13. That_SideR87

    You may be a here for the onions.. I’m here for the dogs treats

  14. D1ngus_Kahn

    ![gif](giphy|oHiXra5k7O41i)

    Right where I left them

  15. I’ll take that garlic bread with the beautiful parsley!